Double meaning jokes

I am 40 years old bachelor stayed in a rented flat at Trivandrum. I have many friends including ladies in the age group of 35-45. However I had no sexual experience with these guys though my desire for having sex with middle aged ladies was very high. Just three months back I am invited to have lunch with one of the beautiful ladies in the flat named Sheela. Sheela was staying alone in the flat and her husband was in abroad. We were very good friends and I accepted the offer. One more lady called Susan, who is a friend of Sheela was also present there for lunch. Susan was staying in another flat at the same area. It was a heavy lunch. While eating we exchanged so many jokes and enjoyed very much. I am excited to hear so many jokes having double meaning from these ladies.

Then Sheela brought some deserts. While serving the desert to me , It spilled over my clothes. Suddenly Susan started to rub the spill by using a towel. She rub slowly and I can see her cleavage very clearly. I felt an erecting by seeing the beautiful mula of Susan. She rubbed over the pants and touched my erection. She pressed slowly there. I saw a smile on her face. Then Sheela brought some water to wash the spill. She also had a wicked smile on her face. Then she lightly touched my rock through my pants, “What is this?” . “Please feel free to open and examine it”, I said. She knelt down in front of me, unzipped my pants, and freed my cock from my underwear. She stabbed at the head with her tongue, and then licked it slowly from top to bottom. A soft moan escaped my lips. Without warning Sheela engulfed the full length of my cock in her mouth.

I felt it hit the back of her throat as she took it all in. She began slowly bobbing her head up and down, sucking me into her mouth all the time. It was the most amazing blowjob I had ever had. As she continued working my shaft I suddenly noticed the stripping Susan. She had removed her sari and blouse to reveal her firm breasts, the nipples poking through the sheer fabric of her bra. She removed her underskirt to show a thong, her neatly trimmed bush clearly visible through the thin fabric. There was a definite wet spot already visible. She slowly removed her bra and panties. Her show combined with Sheela’s talented mouth were driving me crazy. Sheela rose up from the floor, she was bent over in front of me, her mouth never stopping on my dick. Susan began undoing the buttons on Sheela’s tight blouse; Sheela moved her hands from my balls and let Susan take off her sari.

I reached out and pinched a nipple, it cause Sheela to suck in even harder. I knew I was going to blow my load very soon. The suction on my dick was incredible. Susan continued her undressing of Sheela. Sheela continued working my dick as Susan began to rub Sheela’s clit. The effect on Sheela was immediate as she began to orgasm. That was enough for me; the orgasm caused Sheela to pull me fully ! Into her throat. With a loud groan I exploded in her mouth. She kept milking me, it felt as if I released a gallon of cum down her throat. When I finally stopped spurting and she was sure she had everything, she stood up, letting my softening dick fall from her mouth. She smiled and turned to Susan. They kissed passionately, then Susan leaned back and opened her mouth, Sheela had not swallowed all of my cum after all. She passed half my load to Susan who swallowed it and then kissed Sheela again. Susan smiled at me and then straddled me in the chair. She planted a deep kiss, our tongues playfully exploring each other. Sheela was behind me and started to unbutton my shirt.

Susan rose of me, my cock was already starting to harden again. She grabbed my hands and pulled me too my feet. Sheela moved behind me and pulled off my shirt. She pressed her erected nipples into my back as her hands reached around and undid my belt and pants. Susan pulled my pants off and sat me back ! Down. Susan gave my semi-hard cock a tug and turned to Sheela. The two women kissed deeply, I could see their tongues darting between their mouths. All the while their hands were exploring the hidden crevices of their bodies. Sheela reached down and began to rub Susan’s clit, pinching the hard nub. They moved towards the dining table and eased her back onto it. Susan pulled herself back and spread her legs on the table, exposing her cunt to Sheela and me.

It was beautiful to see. Sheela began to tease Susan’s clit, alternating between rubbing and pinching. It was having an immediate effect on Susan. She was moaning, begging for Sheela to suck her clitty. She attacked Susan’s clit with the same enthusiasm she showed my cock earlier. Sheela was bent over at the waist, her legs spread, exposing her pussy to me. She was rubbing her pussy vigorously as she devoured Susan’s cunt. My cock had long since returned to rock hard status, so I decided I had to get in on the action.! I positioned my self behind Sheela, kneading her ass and basking in the sweet scent of sex coming from between her legs. Her furious assault on her pussy continued as Susan came closer and closer to climax. I reached a hand to her cunt and took over the rubbing, bending down further I lick her from her clit to her asshole. It was the sweetest pussy I had ever tasted. I began to attack her pussy with the same vigor she sucked my cock earlier, her moans increased as she continued to work on Susan. Susan suddenly let out a loud cry, singling her first climax; it was followed by several more of increasing volume. I maneuvered myself so I was under Sheela, as I sucked fiercely at her clit, I suddenly shoved three fingers deep into her cunt, curling my finger to reach her G-spot. She reacted immediately, she arched her back and let out a growl, Sheela grabbed Susan’s head and shoved it back to her pussy.

I continued to work on Sheela, who came shortly after. My mouth filled w! It’s her sweet cum, which I drank down, reveling in the flavor. I kept working at Sheela’s succulent cunt and was rewarded with two more explosive orgasms. Susan was lying breathless on the table, spent from her multiple orgasms, the table was soaked with her cum. I moved out from under Sheela as she stood up, having released her grip on Susan’s clit. I spun her to face me and gave her a deep kiss, tasting Susan’s juices on her lips and tongue. It was heavenly. Susan was now sitting on the table, gazing longingly at my rigid cock. She slid from the table and joined my embrace with Sheela, she reached down and grabbed my dick in her soft hands, slowly pumping it. Susan dropped to her knees and slowly circled the head of my cock with her tongue, flicking the sensitive opening gently. Without warning she engulfed the length of my cock and began sucking like crazy. She wasn’t as good as Sheela, but I didn’t really care. Susan continued to work my cock as I turned my attention to ! Sheela’s tits. They were larger than I first thought, but they were very firm. Her large nipples were as hard as rocks. I licked and sucked first the right and then the left.

We continued in this manner for several minutes when Susan came off my cock and suggested we try something else. Susan slid back onto the table, spread her legs and motioned me forward. I gave Sheela’s breasts one last lick and stepped between Susan’s legs. The dining table was the perfect height. I slid her ass just off the edge and positioned my cock at her hot entrance. I moved in and out slowly, enjoying the tightness around my cock. The head had been nice but nothing beats a tight hot cunt. The unexpected thrust caused Susan to groan out loud. I began to pound into her, as far as I could, again and again. Susan was beginning to come, her groans were increasing, and her cunt was clamping down on my cock. “yessss, that’s it, fuck me harder, harder, my God, I Cumming again.” I continued to pound her. Sheela moved behind me, she reached between my legs and began to fondle my balls. The feeling was amazing.

I increased my thrusting, feeling my ball sack starting to contract. Sheela obviously noticed as well, she continued to fondle my balls and thrust a finger in my ass. The sensation of her finger up my shit hole was enough. Susan was screaming, lost in the throws of another orgasm. Her pussy clamped down on my cock, milking me for everything I had. I let loose and incredible blast of cum deep inside of Susan. “Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. I’m Cumming again. Oh my God. I’ve never had so many orgasms.” Her pussy continued to milk my cock, pulling every last drop from me. I pulled out of her slick cunt and fell back into a chair. Sheela caressed my hair

I reached a hand to her pussy and shoved four fingers into her and she let out another cry. I played around for a minute and pulled out my fingers. I rubbed my slick fingers over her tight ass. I slowly pushed one, then two! Finger into her ass and worked them around. She had obviously taken it up the ass before because she relaxed her muscles, allowing better access. I began to build a rhythm as I worked my fingers in and out if her ass. Sheela reached her hand back and began to rub her clit and her moans were building.

I worked a third finger into her hot ass as she continued to frig her clit. Susan had recovered from her thorough fucking earlier and slid off the table. She knelt besides us and took my cock in her mouth. She was coating me with tons of spit, making sure I was good and slick to enter Sheela’s ass. Sheela climaxed and her ass clamped down on my fingers, holding them in place for a minute or so. When she finally relaxed, I withdrew my finger, which Susan sucked clean. Susan then gave Sheela’s ass a good licking. She guided my cock to Sheela’s back entrance. I pushed forward slowly until the head of my cock popped through her ring. Sheela let out a slight cry at the intrusion! But that slowly changed to moans of pleasure as I worked more and more of my shaft into her steaming hot ass. She was incredibly tight; the feeling on my cock was amazing. After a minute or so I was buried to the hilt and began to build a rhythm as I fucked her ass. I pumped in and out, slowly increasing my speed until I was pounding her ass with everything I had. Susan moved between our legs and was working away at Sheela’s cunt. Every now and again I could feel her tongue on my cock as I slid in and out of Sheela’s incredible ass.

Despite already having cum twice, I soon felt another load building in my balls. I increased the intensity of my thrust and Sheela cry out as she came.

Susan sucked my cock into her mouth to give it a quick cleaning, then left the rest of the job for Sheela. After a good tongue bath I sat back on a chair, exhausted from the best fucks of my life.

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